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    another stupid book i feel i need to own i saw this one at BEA, but they didn t have any free copies because they knew i would buy it eventually they knew so i glumly accepted my promotional postcard, and waited for it to come out, and here we are i am glum no longer it is cats writing poems real cats with pictures of cats this calls to me like candy i exclaim some of the cats are better at writing poems than others, to be sure, and they are written in a variety of forms, showing the true diversity of cat poets but what i have learned is that cats abhor punctuation, which is strange there are no periods at the end of any of the lines, which is curious.it s not like i don t understand what the poems mean without punctuation, it is just an unusual oversight.here are some of my favorites i will include pictures of cats, but not the same cats from the book, because i don t want to give you too many spoilers, and i managed to find a place on the internet where there were pictures of cats i have amazing reseach abilities.sushidid you really thinkthat you could hide fish in rice oh, the green paste burns nudgenudgenudge nudge nudgenudge nudge nudge nudge nudge nudge nudgeyour glass just shattered on the floortiny boxestiny boxesplay and hidetiny boxessqueeze insidetiny boxescozy heretiny boxespaw in eartiny boxesstuckSTUCKSTUCK tiny boxeslittle help that top shelfi think i can jump to that top shelfi want to jump to that top shelfi know i can jump to that top shelfi am jumping to that top shelfi missed that top shelf by a good six feetand now everything is on the floorand i m left wonderingwhy people even bother buying chinaif it breaks so easilydid you knowdid you know did you see did you count how many timesi had to smack that mothon your foreheadwith my paw it was like a thousandhe s dead now, thoughdefinitely deadone smackyou re welcomethis is my chairthis is my chairthis is my couchthis is my bedthis is my benchthis is my chaisethis is my seteethose are my footstoolsthose are my rugseveryhere is my place to sleepperhaps you should just get a hotel roomthis one is just terrifying why has there never been a lifetime movie about the sinister relationship between cats and women unbridled lovei knead your chest with my sharp clawsto show you my affectioni bite your arm and don t let goto show you adorationi walk across your throat at nightbecause i want to say hello i leap from high upon your crotchbecause i miss you soi trip you when you walk down the stairsso you know i m always neari sit on your face and block all your airso my absence you need not feari show my love in so many waysmy devotion runneth overso i don t know why when i approachyou duck and run for coverthere are many wonderful poems within be a sucker like me and if you are a dog lover, please go herecome to my blog

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    This really makes you thinkand wanna smoosh fuzzy faces Yes, these cat penned poems are structurally unsound The iambic pentameter is a mess , but oh how ADORABLE You really have to be quite impressed with their mastery of the English language, and did they dictate these or can they type as well Oh the SQUEEE of it all Though perhaps this collection poses questions than answers, it is thoroughly enjoyable I mean, to see into the inner thoughts of a feline and really feel their true emotions is something special But don t take my word for it I Lick Your Nose I lick your noseI lick your nose againI drag my claws down your eyelidsOh, you re up Feed mePure genius And now, an irresistibly cute kitten

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    Find all of my reviews at plan for this evening was to read the second volume of Locke and Key but then this happened So I decided to give I Could Pee on This a gander in order to prevent interrupting the cat s 14th nap of the day.Many of you are probably aware that I really like odd little books You may also know that I have a fondness for animals both living and dead What you may be worried about is what happens to my pets when they cross over the Rainbow Bridge Rest your minds, I don t stuff them and mount them on the wall Instead I cremate them, put them up on the bookshelf, and add their picture along with a tribute book next to their cremains Our dead cat s Vinnie Van Gogh RIP book had been How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You, but My Dog the Paradox was up there next to the dead dog and it was getting to be a bit too Oatmealish for one shelf.Although the poems contained in this little book weren t all winners, it still provided some ha has and will hopefully reduce a bit of that oh my God, how F d up are you with this room of doom that some experience upon entering my house.Faves included Duh, right Self Affirmation Had to use a stuntcat for this image remember, napping was in progress and Your Keyboard Cause if your house is anything like my house, once you try to sit down at the computer in order to blog out a Pulitzer worthy book review your cat does this Recommended as a gift for your weird catlady friend Oh and in case you re wondering, I can read my graphic novel now I just can t put my p.j.s on because of Yep Napping is happening on top of them Look he cloned himself

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    If you ve ever been owned by a feline friend, you ll appreciate and enjoy this book of poems narrated by a cat Many are laugh out loud funny and oh so true

    Over many decades of living with these supreme creatures, I have received many little gifts.alive and dead, have witnessed quite a few hairball episodes, and caught Maggie just a week ago dipping her paw into my just poured glass of milk they are so dam fast and sneaky My favorite verse besides Nudge is I m Not Paranoid if you ve ever had to give a cat a pill, you will totally understandcracked me up

    Clever and amusing, these 114 short pages bring smiles and laughter, but one subject dear to my hands was missingtrimming cat claws Suggested Title SNIP SCRATCH BITE..SNIP SCRATCH BITE..SNIP SCRATCH BITE Ouch smile

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    This bookYou can t eat it.You can t kill it.You can t tear it to pieces.So what s all the fuss about Wake me when you ve figured it out.

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    I read this book to my three cats and a guest cat Here are their mostly unsolicited comments T S Eliot, eat yer heart out Maslow the Wonder Cat A book of great social relevancebecause I peed on it Ashley The book needs poems and less fur Mojo Jojo the Sphinx Screw the book Where s dinner FanciThis is a very funny book with poems by very talented cats, who actually know how to spell Each poem catches a particular feline nuance that will be instantly recognizable to the cat personClosed DoorsLET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME INLET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME INLET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME INLET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME INLET ME IN LET ME I_Oh, uh, helloI didn t expect an answerI did not expect an entranceI did not expect this room to beso unbelievably dullSo, uh, goodbyeIf you think that is hilarious, you are a cat person and need this book If you don t, I hope you love your dog.OK, so it is not T S Eliot But what did he know about cats anyways As Maslow once said, Any one who names a cat Rum Tum Tugger needs a hairball in their shoes.

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    Suck on that, Baudelaire Now this is what I call real, heartfelt poetry Cats had the need of explaining themselves, of sharing their thoughts and feelings through these amazing poems Outstanding work, honestly One of my favorites was WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING Why are you screaming What did I do wrong Why are you crying How can I make it right Would you like it in a different color Would you like it in a different size Would you like it in a different room I just wanted to show my loveI just wanted to express my thanksI just wanted to put a dead mouse on your sheetsBut now you are screamingAnd I don t know how to make you stopIt reminded me of a good anecdote that I have already mentioned when my cat broke that 80 year old set of cups Now, I can picture him looking at me saying Why are you screaming What did I do wrong.Oh, wait, this one describes the scene beautifully THAT TOP SHELFI think I can jump to that top shelfI want to jump to that top shelfI know I can jump to that top shelfI am jumping to that top shelfI missed that top shelf by a good six feetAnd now everything is on the floorAnd I m left wonderingWhy people even bother buying chinaIf it breaks so easilyAnother one that I liked was Separation It is a touching poem about love and jealousy When I think of jealousy I think of Othello, but recently, while reading Dostoevsky s The Brothers Karamazov, I found an interesting passage that explained how Othello actually was a trustful man, according to Pushkin People pushed the idea of deceit on him simply too much That does not happen with the truly jealous man, who is ready to hide, spy and do shameful things that reach the point of moral degradation Anyway, it is an interesting point of view, and cats are also capable of these kind of thinking process Hence, this poem SEPARATIONYou can have the CDs,I will take the stringYou can have the TV,I will take this fuzzy thingYou can have the kitchen set,I will take this crumpled foilYou can have the car,I will keep this rug I soilYou can have the beach house,I will take this tissue boxYou can have everything,Ooo I want those dirty socksYou can go to hell, I will see to thatFor how dare you come homesmelling of another cat There are of these powerful poems that show us how cats are affected by, say, a move, a leash The Leash , so funny , a castration Seriously , hilarious , a bath, an irritated human look because he almost falls thanks to a cat between the legs when that is just another way to show affection, unless the cat is really trying to kill you For tips, read this one.It is not just about family, these talented felines also wrote poems aboutworkplayand existence It is a charming little book with hilarious poems written by talented kitties What do you want After reading this, you will be able to look at your cat straight in the eyes and say I get it I really do get it furry face July 23, 14 Also on my blog Credit All photos from I Could Pee on This And Other Poems by Cats by Francesco Marciuliano

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    Review written by Hester s cat Molly WHAT ARE YOU READING WHY AREN T YOU STARING AT ME Maybe if I get between you and that book you ll look at me instead Why are you laughing I didn t do anything funny Go clean my litter box or I ll poop next to it again Oops I already did I guess I ll just go over here and lick myself I ll try to get between you and the book again I want attention, I want attention, I want attention Did I scratch you Well, good, you deserved it.Oh you re done YAY Sitting here with you is boring I think I ll go find some dirt and dust to lick up and then vomit and then watch you clean it up.

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